A collection of Teacher-Student Jokes

After our great post on Japanese translation here we are again. These are collections of sometimes true to life stories between students and teachers. Dont get serious just laugh. Enjoy you weekend laughing.

courtesy of www.jokesprank.com

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Teacher: Okay class give me a english sentence and translate it in tagalog
Juan: Mam ako!
Teacher: Juan..
Juan: My teacher is beautiful isnt she?
Teacher: Good! Translate it in tagalog
Juan: Ang guro ko ay maganda maganda nga ba?

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Teacher: Juan, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?
Juan: hindi po mam.
Teacher: Pedro, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?
Pedro: hindi rin po mam.
Teacher: wala ba sa inyo nakakakilala kay Jose Rizal?
Juana: mam, baka po sa kabilang section.

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The teacher was showing the ill effects of alcohol. She dropped a worm in a glass filled with alcohol and the worm died instantly.

Teacher:  What did you learn from this demo?
Student:  If we drink alcohol we don't get worms!

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Nakaupo sa sahig ang mga estudyante at naglalaro.

Teacher: Class, umupo na kayo sa mga upuan nyo.

Class : Opo mam

Teacher: Class, tumayo sa inyo ang bobo.

May isang estudyanteng tumayo.

Teacher: Bakit ka tumayo? Inaamin mo bang bobo ka?

Studyante: Hindi po mam. Dinadamayan ko lang kayo eh kasi kayo lang nakatayo mag-isa sa klase.

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Teacher: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang isa mong tenga?

Juan: hihina po pandinig ko.
Teacher: e kung dalawang tenga?
Juan: lalabo po paningin ko!
Teacher: bakit naman?
Juan: malalaglag po salamin ko. 

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Teacher: Juan, 2 + 5 ?
Juan: 7 mam
Teacher: Pedro, 5 + 2 ?
Pedro: lintik naman oh.. Pag mahirap ako na lang lagi... FAVORITISM...

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Teacher: Pedro, late ka na naman?
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko...
Teacher: Edi i-advance mo...
Biglang lumabas si pedro
Teacher: Pedro, saan ka pupunta?
Pedro: Uuwi na po, time na eh..

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Teacher: Ano ang sagot sa bugtong na ito, "Ayan na, ayan na, hindi mo pa makita!"
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Juan: Maam, "Tanga?!"

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Teacher: Class our lesson for today is Science. Pedro, what is Science?

Pedro: Science is our lesson today Ma'am.

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