Showing posts with label Gay Humors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gay Humors. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Gay famous Quotes

Quotable quotes for gay.

"Aanhin mo ang gwapo kung mas malandi pa sayo"
[whats good for a good looking guy if hes more flirt than you..]

"Walang matinong lalake sa malanding kumpare "
[there's no serious man to a flirt bestfriend....]

source: www.favim.com

"Wala nang hihigit pa sa malansang isda, kundi ang isang baklang balahura"
[translations not possible...lol]

"Sa hinaba-haba ng prosisyon, bading din pala ang iyong ka relasyon"
[in the long end, you'll end up in a gay relationship...]

"Ang tumatakbo ng matulin, may gwapong hahabulin "
[if someone is running fast, its because hes running after a cute guy...]

"Matalino man ang bading, napeperahan parin "
[a gay guy maybe be smart but still he will be generous,to give money...]

Monday, March 11, 2013

Bahay Kubo (Gay Version)

Sing this song in the tune of Bahay Kubo...

Ready... start... sing...

Valer kuberch 

Kahit jutay

Ang julamantrax donchi Ay anek-anek

Nyongkamas at nutring

Nyogarilyas at kipay

Nyitaw, nyotaw, jutani

Kundol, jutola

Jupot jolabastquax

At mega join-join pa

Jobanox nyustasa

Nyubuyax, nyomatis

Nyowang at luyax

And around the keme ay

fullness ng lingax!