Compilation of Erap Jokes (Part 1)

Former President Erap is one of the president of Pinas who was loved by the masses. In fact, during his presidential stint in 1998, he got the most vote which mostly from the poor kababayans. His charisma is incomparable due to the fact that he is a actor in his early years. When he won the presidency in 1998, I read a lot of jokes regarding his personality and here are some of those collections.


Birthday Gift...

Friend: Pareng Erap may regalo ako sa b-day mo phyton ang haba grabe 8 feet.
Erap: ako b niloloko mo hindi ako tanga no, alam kong walang paa ang ahas 8 feet k p
dyan. Tanga!!************************************************************************************************************

Katapusan na...

Juan: Lumilindol, Gumuguho na ang mga gusali, Bumabagyo na ng Malkas. KATAPUSAN NA!!, KATAPUSAN NA!!
Erap: HINDEEE!!, AKINSE PA LAAAANG!!************************************************************************************************************

Ambience...

Eksena sa isang sikat na hotel nagkape lang sila erap at ang mga kronies at kinuha na nila ang BILL...ERAP: bakit naman ang mahal ng BILL? nagkape lang naman kami eh...
WAITER: sir, mahal talaga kasi po iba ang AMBIENCE...
ERAP: (sa kanyang mga kronies) mga tarantado sino ang umorder ng AMBIENCE sa inyo? kayo ang magbayad aba napakamahal naman!

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Seafoods...

Erap & Gloria having a conversation:

Gloria: Salamat at nagkabati na tayo sa wakas
Erap: Oo nga, dahil dyan i-treat kita sa paborito kong restaurant
Gloria: Saan?, ano b paborito mong mga pagkain?
Erap: Hulaan mo nagsisimula s letter "C"
Gloria: Calamares?
Erap: No.
Gloria: Cakes? Calamansi?
Erap: Mali lahat.
Gloria: Sirit na nga!
Erap: Edi C-Foods (Seafoods)

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Airplane...

Steward: Sir r u done? 
Erap: No, i'm Erap 
Steward: i mean r u finished sir?
Erap: No, i'm a Filipino
Steward: i mean r u through? 
Erap: Wat do u think of me FALSE?