Pinoy: used in a sentence

Filipinos are very creative. In everything they do, there's is always a unique aspect to distinguish them from others. Just like in sentence construction, Pinoy's creatively use the english words to construct a sentence but these words sounds alike. Just remember, dont be serious in all these sentences below. Read, stay calm and smile... Here are the compilations. Enjoy...

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Q: Use DEVASTATION in a sentence?
A: Every morning I wait for the bus in the DEVASTATION

Q: Use BAMPIRA in a sentence?
A: Pautang naman, meron ka BAMPIRA?!

Q: Use JULY in a sentence?
A: How dare you, why did JULY to me.

Q: Use ADIEU in a sentence?
A: If you are ADIEU the Nazis will kill you.

Q: Use DEDUCE, DEFENSE, DEFEAT, and DETAIL in a sentence?
A: DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE, first DEFEAT then DETAIL

Q: Use PUNCTUATION in a sentence?
A: Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko ng PUNCTUATION.

Q: Use DELETION in a sentence?
A: The balat of DELETION is crispy.

Q: Use AFFECT in a sentence?
A: Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.

Q: Use UNO, DOS, TRES in a sentence?
A: UNO, DOS TRES are on fire.

Q: Use MENTION in a sentence?
A: Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang MENTION.

Q: Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence?
A: UNO, DOS TRES are on fire.

Q: Use CURTAIN, KITCHEN in a sentence?
A: Aray! Huwag mo akong CURTAIN. Masa-KITCHEN.