Thursday, June 6, 2013

Si Tatay idol ko...

Here's another compilation of Jokes between a father and his son... Keep on reading folks and dont get it seriously.. Just for fun. Enjoy...


Son: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng titser ko!
Dad: Bakit?
Son: Hinalikan ko po ang seatmate ko.
Dad: Tong anak ko, manang mana. Hehehe. Eh, masarap ba?
Son: Opo, pogi po sya eh.



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Son: Dad, i had my first sex with my classmate:
Dad: Wow!! Ang galing mo anak!! very macho!!! inum tayo.. Let's celebrate your becoming man!!!
Son: Bukas na dad!!! Sakit ng Puwet ko eh!!!


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ANAK: Tay,mag-ingat kayo sa DANKTRAK!TATAY:Ano ung danktrak?
ANAK: Yung pong trak na 10 ang gulong na karga buhangin?
TATAY:Tanga inde danktrak un…TEN MILLER!



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ama: anak,pagbagsak ka sa exam mo,kalimutan mo na aq ha?

(after exam)

ama: anak ,kamusta exam?
anak: who u?